It's How I See It

TO ALL CATS:
Wait until the human is done cleaning the litter before trying to use it. Don’t be rude.
THANKS, THE HUMAN

I cashed in my winning $3 lottery ticket. I took the anual payments just because.

Ihop free pancakes. Yummy.

Ass lies. Says pink but it’s green. http://twitpic.com/14ygdg

I won the lottery yesterday, $3. Time to reinvest my winnings.

Hmm Who’s Your Daddy Bacon Potato Chips , http://baconpotatochips.com

The cat aka white devil is giving me the evil eye. She wants me to pet her.

The snow has broken me :(
I shovel and shovel damn bitch mother nature. Go PMS on someone else !

You’re supposed to take your hat off indoors. Douche. Bonus points for having redneck camouflagea hat on. What are you hunting?

I was walking while itching my eye, and someone moved that wall closer. BAM.